WARNING INCLUDES SWEAR WORDS, USE OF PROFANITY AND THE WORD GAY AND HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!
I was walking home today and I got a call in which yelling was occuring and the call didn't start off "Hey," "HIYA!" "Sup?" It starts out "OMG You remember Katie's ex boyfriend the one that was caught balls deep in that otehr fag!" Sadly, I reply with "Yeah..." and then shes all like, "Hes threatening to kill her."
Yeah, I ended up giving a psychotic ex boyfriend of a friend a blowjob. Only cause we all live in the same house, and he was there threatening to stab her baby, cause shes pregnant, OMFGODSDASDASD, and then he was all like Im fire my LAZAR in your mouth and be all like P3W P3W p3wpw3wpw3wp3wp3w xDxDxD JKJKJK, I did perform oral sex though, and then he was all like good. Adn then he left.
I called the cops, he was arrested. Fun right WRONG
I HATE ALL THE FUCKING DRAMA IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD.
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